{"id":56498,"date":"2022-12-19T01:32:32","date_gmt":"2022-12-19T06:32:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/?p=56498"},"modified":"2022-12-18T01:44:33","modified_gmt":"2022-12-18T06:44:33","slug":"norad-releases-specs-on-santas-sleigh-which-goes-faster-than-starlight-and-runs-on-hay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/2022\/12\/norad-releases-specs-on-santas-sleigh-which-goes-faster-than-starlight-and-runs-on-hay\/","title":{"rendered":"NORAD Releases Specs On Santa’s Sleigh, Which Goes ‘Faster Than Starlight’ and Runs On Hay"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

President Biden suggested the US military’s C-130 transport aircraft is “a little more efficient than Santa’s sleigh”. Biden\u2019s assessment of Santa’s technical capabilities was clearly incorrect. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Lehigh Acres Gazette <\/em>reached out to NORAD, which is a bi-national program run by the US and Canadian governments, shortly after the president’s speech. A spokesperson provided us with this statement in his remarks.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“We really don’t want to compare Santa’s sleigh to a C-130, but what we can confirm is that Santa’s sleigh is a versatile, all-weather, multi-purpose, vertical short-take-off and landing vehicle,” the spokesperson said. “It is capable of traveling vast distances without refueling and is deployed, as far as we know, only on\u00a0December 24th\u00a0(and sometimes briefly for a test flight about a month before Christmas).”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Though the spokesperson declined to provide their own comparison of the C-130 and Santa’s sleigh, they gave us all of their “technical data” on the sleigh. Based on this information, it’s abundantly clear Santa’s sleigh is far faster and capable of carrying a much larger payload. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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According to NORAD’s fact sheet, the top speed of Santa’s sleigh is “faster than starlight.” NASA lists the speed of light as approximately 186,000 miles per second. On the other hand, the Air Force fact sheet on the C-130 notes its maximum speed is just 417 miles per hour. NORAD also said Santa’s sleigh can carry about 60,000 tons while the maximum allowable payload of a C-130 is 44,000 pounds. The White House did not respond to a request from Lakeland Gazette about the president’s incorrect claims about the sleigh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

NORAD’s technical data on Santa’s sleigh contains several other interesting tidbits. It notes the sleigh is armed with “purely defensive” antlers. NORAD also claims Santa weighs 260 pounds at the beginning of his annual mission and gains 1,000 pounds during his flight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Read NORAD’s complete “technical data” on Santa’s sleigh below. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Designer & Builder<\/td>K. Kringle & Elves, Inc.<\/td><\/tr>
Probable First Flight<\/td>Dec. 24, 343 C.E.<\/td><\/tr>
Home Base<\/td>North Pole<\/td><\/tr>
Length<\/td>75 cc (candy canes) \/ 150 lp (lollipops)<\/td><\/tr>
Width<\/td>40 cc \/ 80 lp<\/td><\/tr>
Height<\/td>55 cc \/ 110 lp<\/td><\/tr>
Note: Length, width and height are without reindeer<\/td><\/tr>
Weight at takeoff<\/td>75,000 gd (gumdrops)<\/td><\/tr>
Passenger weight at takeoff<\/td>Santa Claus 260 pounds<\/td><\/tr>
Weight of gifts at takeoff<\/td>60,000 tons<\/td><\/tr>
Weight at landing<\/td>80,000 gd (ice & snow accumulation)<\/td><\/tr>
Passenger weight at landing<\/td>1,260 pounds<\/td><\/tr>
Propulsion<\/td>Nine (9) rp (reindeer power)<\/td><\/tr>
Armament<\/td>Antlers (purely defensive)<\/td><\/tr>
Fuel<\/td>Hay, oats and carrots (for reindeer)<\/td><\/tr>
Emissions<\/td>Classified<\/td><\/tr>
Climbing speed<\/td>One \u201cT\u201d (Twinkle of an eye)<\/td><\/tr>
Max speed<\/td>Faster than starlight <\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

President Biden suggested the US military’s C-130 transport aircraft is “a little more efficient than Santa’s sleigh”. Biden\u2019s assessment of Santa’s technical capabilities was clearly incorrect.  Lehigh Acres Gazette reached… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":56500,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[2005,2006],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56498"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56498"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":56502,"href":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56498\/revisions\/56502"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/56500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}