{"id":50485,"date":"2021-09-13T09:43:46","date_gmt":"2021-09-13T13:43:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/?p=50485"},"modified":"2021-09-13T09:44:01","modified_gmt":"2021-09-13T13:44:01","slug":"malignant-movie-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/2021\/09\/malignant-movie-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Malignant \u2013 Movie Review"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>By Bob Garver<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; This was not a good weekend for new releases. Studios weren\u2019t eager to release many movies in the shadow of \u201cShang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings.\u201d And considering that movie\u2019s $35 million second-weekend haul, I can\u2019t say I blame them. The best-performing new release didn\u2019t even come in second to \u201cShang-Chi,\u201d it came in third behind the fifth weekend of \u201cFree Guy.\u201d I saw the horror movie \u201cMalignant\u201d on Friday night, a prime moviegoing time, and there couldn\u2019t have been more than ten people in the theater. But I guarantee that every one of those less-than-ten voices was screaming and laughing and screaming with laughter at the last act of this movie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"691\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/image-28-691x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-50486\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/image-28-691x1024.png 691w, https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/image-28-202x300.png 202w, https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/image-28-768x1138.png 768w, https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/image-28.png 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 691px) 100vw, 691px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Madison (Annabelle Wallis) is pregnant for the fourth time in two years, having suffered three miscarriages. Her husband (Jake Abel) gets mad at her during an argument and smashes her head against the wall. He then goes downstairs where doors open, things go bump, and he\u2019s\u2026 eliminated from the movie. Madison\u2019s sister Sydney (Maddie Hasson) later comments that \u201cnobody deserves to die like that,\u201d but yeah, he did. Unless maybe you count getting off too easy as being undeserving.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Madison is also attacked by the mysterious entity, resulting in miscarriage number four, and even worse, the police (George Young and Michole Briana White) suspect her of the crime. She returns home only to be terrorized by visions of other murders. The victims were all doctors at a hospital where she stayed as a child. She gets a mysterious phone call from Gabriel, a sort of invisible friend from her childhood. He\u2019s somehow behind the murders, and he clearly has plans for her, but who or what is he exactly?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; So far we have a horror movie like a million horror movies before it: cheap jump scares, a big house with lots of rooms and hiding spaces, childhood trauma (complete with an invisible friend), and a protagonist with a story that no one will believe. There\u2019s even a killer named Gabriel, a name bad movies love to use for villains because they think they\u2019re being clever ironically naming an evil force after a famous angel. There\u2019s so little originality here that it\u2019s actually a blessing when some of the actors give terrible line readings because at least those scenes stand out, if only for the wrong reasons. But then we learn the truth about Gabriel, which rips off not one, but two episodes of \u201cSouth Park.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Suddenly this is the most bonkers movie to come down the pike in years. We get a pair of action sequences \u2013 one in a jail cell and the other in a police station \u2013 that take us back to the early 2000\u2019s with \u201cMatrix\u201d-ripoff action and editing. Just like characters in that movie famously bent backwards, so does at least one character here face in an odd direction. Mind you, none of this action is particularly \u201cgood,\u201d it\u2019s just memorable because of the brutality and the nature of one of the participants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; A movie as absurd as \u201cMalignant\u201d deserves an absurd letter grade. I\u2019m giving it a B-minus-minus. The first 80% of this movie is bland and terrible, the last 20% is over the top and terrible. Director James Wan is at his haunted-house-obsessed worst here, and I could tell Wallis and Hasson were being coached by the same person who directed Elisabeth Moss in \u201cThe Invisible Man\u201d because there\u2019s so much overlap in the acting styles (but here the originality is gone). This movie is not worth a recommendation in any sort of traditional sense, yet I feel compelled to give it my highest recommendation. My screening ended after midnight and I was seriously tempted to immediately call up family members and tell them about the weirdness of this movie. \u201cMalignant\u201d had me laughing harder than any movie in the last two years, though I\u2019m not sure it was always going for laughs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Grade: B &#8211; &#8211;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMalignant\u201d is playing in theaters and available for streaming on HBO Max. The film is rated R for strong horror violence and gruesome images, and for language. Its running time is 111 minutes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Bob Garver &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; This was not a good weekend for new releases. 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