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<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nI remember when the first \u201cMortal Kombat\u201d movie came out in 1995. That\u2019s not to say I remember \u201cseeing\u201d the first \u201cMortal Kombat\u201d movie, because I didn\u2019t. The movie was rated PG-13 and I was too young to see it. But I remember even then thinking that audiences were getting short-changed with a PG-13 \u201cMortal Kombat.\u201d To me, the video games (which I mostly knew from time spent unattended in arcades) were known for one thing and one thing only: loads and loads of unapologetic bloodshed. No way could justice be done to the property inside of a PG-13 rating. Even an R rating might be too wimpy. A proper \u201cMortal Kombat\u201d movie would need to get an NC-17 for violence. Obviously that\u2019s an unrealistic expectation, but surely a new R-rated \u201cMortal Kombat\u201d movie in 2021 should be a step in the right direction. I never did find out exactly how tame the PG-13 \u201cMortal Kombat\u201d was, but it must have been really soft since the R-rated \u201cMortal Kombat\u201d is a neutered mess.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We open with a prologue that sets up the centuries-old feud between Scorpion (Hiroyuki Sanada) and Sub-Zero (Joe Taslim). Scorpion dispatches with Subby\u2019s minions with the bloodletting I crave, but it\u2019s all wrong. In the cartoonish game it was fine when blood spurted out after a non-invasive blow, but in live action, it looks awkward when blood is spilled from moves that don\u2019t look capable of breaking skin. The blood itself looks laughably fake too. Again, cheap digital blood is fine when coming from cheap digital characters, not so much when coming from carbon-based life forms. Sub-Zero apparently beats Scorpion in their one-on-one battle (sure he does), but falls short in his task of ending his enemy\u2019s bloodline because he somehow fails to notice his hidden-but-screaming baby.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Centuries pass, and in the present we meet Cole Young (Lewis Tan), Scorpion\u2019s descendent, a dull cage fighter. He\u2019s attacked by Sub-Zero, who works for dull megalomaniac Shang Tsung (Chin Han), but manages to evade him. He then meets up with dull soldiers Sonya Blade (Jessica McNamee) and Jax (Mehcad Brooks) and thankfully-not-dull Australian outlaw Kano (Josh Lawson). Kano injects profane gloriousness into the movie, and for a moment we seem to be on the right track, but sorry, Cole, Sonya, and Jax are still in this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The group travels to the temple of dull Lord Raiden (Tadanobu Asano) so they can train under him and his dull students Liu Kang (Ludi Lin) and Kung Lao (Max Huang) for an upcoming interdimensional fighting tournament against Shang Tsung\u2019s stable of warriors (all dull, save for foul-mouthed, Damon Herriman-voiced wiseguy Kabal) with the fate of world on the line. The problem is that the tournament never comes. All fighting sequences for the rest of the movie are a series of ambushes, even though the \u201cMortal Kombat\u201d I know and love clearly pits the fighters against each other in a tournament setting with some sort of omnipotent referee\/emcee. And since the fights never start properly, the finishes never quite registered with me either. Well, except for one finish involving Kung Lao where he assumes emcee duties. The ending of that fight is a sadly-too-brief taste of what this movie could have been.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The rest of the fighting is underwhelming at best, wasteful and insulting at worst. As for non-fighting scenes, they do the movie no favors unless Kano or Kabal are there to take full advantage of the R rating. I know I\u2019m supposed to encourage the movie to develop its characters and not use violence as a cheap crutch, but consider the source material. Plus the movie is just plain boring in its nonviolent scenes, not that it\u2019s much better with the violent ones. \u201cMortal Kombat\u201d continues the decades-long streak of video games failing to produce a single decent movie. It\u2019s like the whole medium is on the wrong side of a Flawless Victory.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grade: D<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMortal Kombat\u201d is playing at Flagship Cinemas in Palmyra. The film is rated R for strong bloody violence and language throughout, and some crude references. Its running time is 110 minutes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
By Bob Garver I remember when the first \u201cMortal Kombat\u201d movie came out in 1995. That\u2019s not to say I remember \u201cseeing\u201d the first \u201cMortal Kombat\u201d movie, because I… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":48434,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[108],"tags":[200],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48433"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48433"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48433\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/48434"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelehighacresgazette.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}