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<\/a><\/p>\n\u201cRise of the Guardians\u201d is a humdrum animated film that I\u2019m sure is supposed to be the start of a hot new franchise. The premise is that legendary children\u2019s characters, often believed to be imaginary, are in fact real and moonlight as superheroes. I can see where that\u2019s a good idea on paper and I won\u2019t deny that it\u2019s easily marketable. But the film lacks good ideas beyond this most basic stage and quickly becomes dull and joyless, at least for adults who reluctantly see it with their kids.<\/p>\n
The main character is Jack Frost (Chris Pine), an invisible teenager who creates snowstorms. We see him fine, but he\u2019s invisible to the children of the film because none of them believe in him. All the parents in the world tell their children that \u201cJack Frost nipping at your nose\u201d is just an expression. Weird place to draw the line. Jack is chosen by the unseen Man in the Moon to join The Guardians, who are the world\u2019s foremost brings of joy and protectors from harm. The other members are Santa (Alec Baldwin), The Easter Bunny (Hugh Jackman), The Tooth Fairy (Isla Fisher) and the mute Sandman. I\u2019m not sure why The Sandman is supposed to be widely accepted as believable and Jack Frost isn\u2019t. I rarely hear anything about him outside of that Metallica song. But the film makes him lighthearted and loveable so I\u2019ll let it slide.<\/p>\n
The Guardians don\u2019t want to let the mischievous Jack join the team, but they need him to combat Pitch aka The Boogeyman (Jude Law). Pitch is trying to get all the children of the world to believe in him and only him. So he causes nightmares, steals teeth, and smashes Easter eggs in order to get children to stop believing in The Guardians. Law\u2019s voice gives Pitch an eloquent edge, but he\u2019s little more than a fame-hungry jerk. Actually, even though they would never stoop to making children unhappy, The Guardians do a lot of squabbling over fame themselves. Santa, The Easter Bunny, and Jack especially do a lot of snipping at each other over whose role is more important. The Tooth Fairy and The Sandman are mutually liked, so it\u2019s likely that something bad will happen to at least one of them to get the others united and focused.<\/p>\n
The movie doesn\u2019t really know what to do with its heroes as action stars. It seems like the film can\u2019t see fit to give them many powers beyond their mode of transportation (Santa has his trusty sleigh, The Easter Bunny can burrow through the Earth, and of course The Tooth Fairy can fly) and their choice of minions (elves, yetis, walking eggs, and smaller fairies). The Sandman has the intriguing ability to conjure shapes from sand, but the film fails to give it definition and limits. The team\u2019s key weapon in the fight against Pitch is Jack\u2019s dubious magic stick, which is infused with the power of, let\u2019s say, fun. Also, everybody has the ability to be super-sneaky and avoid being seen. The film never bothers to explain why any of the Guardians would need to avoid being seen, and in fact they gain consequence-free believability points whenever they are.<\/p>\n
Here\u2019s what you do with a bad-but-harmless holiday film like \u201cRise of the Guardians\u201d. You find a relative that says that they don\u2019t get to spend enough time with your kids. You let them spend some quality time together at this movie while you enjoy an afternoon off. This way the kids get to see their movie, the relatives get to bond with them, and you get to skip this lame, generic kiddie junk.<\/p>\n
One and a Half Stars out of Five.<\/p>\n
\u201cRise of the Guardians\u201d is rated PG for thematic elements and some mildly scary action. Its running time is 97 minutes.<\/p>\n